I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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