i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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