i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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