What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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