That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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