dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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