I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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