super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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