I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
