Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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