is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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