I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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