I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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