you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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