I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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