I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
The feeling are messing with the penis
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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