Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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