Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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