Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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