Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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