In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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