Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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