Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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