Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Are these your boobs on my camera?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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