The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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