just come out here and I will go home with you...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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