he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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