I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
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Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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