LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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