Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If you need anything just hit me up
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny