I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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