just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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