You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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