i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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