I seem to have left my pride at pride
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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