you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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