just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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