I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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