I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
is it fun? or sober?
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