you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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