I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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