Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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