Don't you send me to vm
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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