He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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