honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
