how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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