Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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