So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
