Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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