I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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