help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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