No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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