I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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