I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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